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Array ( [sid] => 132674 [catid] => 1 [aid] => mick [title] => The Button [time] => 2007-03-13 20:48:23 [hometext] => This is just something different from most poetry that I writeso enjoy [bodytext] => The tab, the enter, the backspace too
None of them will type
I press the space and then a one
I can't do nothing right

I press control then alt, delete
But still it doesn't show
I try to use the letter keys
But God I just don't know

The home, the end, page up, page down
The mouse upon the string
All the numbers won't show up
What's with this stupid thing

The screen is on, the power is
But still I can not type
I can't believe my freaking luck
I can't do nothing right

Num lock, scroll lock, caps lock too
I try and try again
Oh, silly me I'm so stupid
The thing is not plugged in [comments] => 3 [counter] => 196 [topic] => 7 [informant] => Harimitsu [notes] => [ihome] => 0 [alanguage] => english [acomm] => 0 [haspoll] => 0 [pollID] => 0 [score] => 0 [ratings] => 0 [editpoem] => 1 [associated] => [topicname] => HumorPoetry )

The Button

Contributed by Harimitsu on Tuesday, 13th March 2007 @ 08:48:23 PM in AEST
Topic: HumorPoetry

The tab, the enter, the backspace too
None of them will type
I press the space and then a one
I can't do nothing right

I press control then alt, delete
But still it doesn't show
I try to use the letter keys
But God I just don't know

The home, the end, page up, page down
The mouse upon the string
All the numbers won't show up
What's with this stupid thing

The screen is on, the power is
But still I can not type
I can't believe my freaking luck
I can't do nothing right

Num lock, scroll lock, caps lock too
I try and try again
Oh, silly me I'm so stupid
The thing is not plugged in

Copyright © Harimitsu ... [ 2007-03-13 20:48:23]
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Re: The Button (User Rating: 1 )
by artjunkiekyle on Tuesday, 13th March 2007 @ 08:59:49 PM AEST
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indeed this is a most humorous poem. i often have moments like this, but i don't blame us, i blame the creators of the computer for making them so difficult to understand. your ability to write about almost anything is remarkable and is talent to be used as often as possible. thanks for the write!

-kyle

Re: The Button (User Rating: 1 )
by hgillila on Tuesday, 13th March 2007 @ 09:42:23 PM AEST
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I love this poem, because what person can't relate to the battle with the computer. I found the solution though! Restart!! Great job, very cute!

Re: The Button (User Rating: 1 )
by yangdantien on Wednesday, 14th March 2007 @ 09:21:30 PM AEST
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Confangaled contraption and it is as often so simple the solution that sits before our eyes. Yet it is handy to have a NASA style checklist.

Well Done

Peace
Yangdantien

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