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[bodytext] => My teeth are too big, My pants are too small My husband’s a pig My trees are too tall My belly is bulging I don’t have nice dreams There’s too much indulging In chocolate and ice cream My children are growing My back has an ache The plumber is showing He’s had too much cake I need to get out more I watch too much TV There’s too many house chores The world I could see! I’m backlogged on Christmas And Birthday cards, too And whatever this is It’s stuck in my shoe. My feet have corns on them My knees always creak And groan and my husband said He’d fix this last week! I don’t do enough. What happens when I die? I have too much stuff Did I live my life right? I turn sixty next week And now my boobs sag I’m tempted to cheat And have them filled with bags My face is swimming in creases And my hair has turned light I’ll never complete this Stinkin cleaning tonight! Calcium deficiency, That’s what they said, Osteo-thing-a-magiggy Is what I’m said to have I have errands to run And a dog to walk But I’ll never get done Because people like to talk My block drives me crazy It’s going to pot The old guys are lazy My house is too hot The fence should be painted The bathroom’s not clean Our carpet is faded THIS IS NOT A DREAM! There’s so much to do In so little time! WHY ARE YOU JUST SITTING THERE?! Chop, chop! Get in line! Oh this is devastating! My life is filled with sorrow Oh well, put your feet up There’s always tomorrow… [comments] => 3 [counter] => 183 [topic] => 7 [informant] => ashleigh [notes] => [ihome] => 0 [alanguage] => english [acomm] => 0 [haspoll] => 0 [pollID] => 0 [score] => 0 [ratings] => 0 [editpoem] => 1 [associated] => [topicname] => HumorPoetry )
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