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I can not find my favorite pants,
The ones I wear when I go dance,
Did I fling them to the Friday wash ?
I really need to get them on be dirty or be clean.
My butt is only perfect when I put them in that jean.

You think I’m being silly
But my mood is really chilly
When my butt is out of style.

When I’m in right those jeans fit tight,
I move like Fredestaire.

I’m planned to date,
I won’t be late.
I have to let you know,
Without my pants there is no chance a dating I will go.

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Pants Per Chance

Contributed by needledancing on Saturday, 3rd March 2007 @ 08:31:10 AM in AEST
Topic: HumorPoetry

I can not find my favorite pants,
The ones I wear when I go dance,
Did I fling them to the Friday wash ?
I really need to get them on be dirty or be clean.
My butt is only perfect when I put them in that jean.

You think I’m being silly
But my mood is really chilly
When my butt is out of style.

When I’m in right those jeans fit tight,
I move like Fredestaire.

I’m planned to date,
I won’t be late.
I have to let you know,
Without my pants there is no chance a dating I will go.

Copyright Â© needledancing ... [ 2007-03-03 08:31:10]
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Re: Pants Per Chance (User Rating: 1 )
by Arden on Saturday, 3rd March 2007 @ 11:02:28 AM AEST
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cute little poem.
i know how you feel about the jeans; we all have those one favorite pair that make us look cute.

the rhyming was off then on again, but thats minor.
its a really good write.
keep it up. i liked it.

Re: Pants Per Chance (User Rating: 1 )
by FRANCO on Saturday, 3rd March 2007 @ 10:56:45 PM AEST
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your poem took me back to my teen age day when i used to get ready for the week end dance.
a sweet poem indeed.

FRANCO

Re: Pants Per Chance (User Rating: 1 )
by Rhei76 on Sunday, 4th March 2007 @ 12:55:58 PM AEST
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good poem,
It amazes me you can write about anything.

Re: Pants Per Chance (User Rating: 1 )
by yangdantien on Monday, 5th March 2007 @ 02:26:12 PM AEST
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A now aging Brooke Shields reads this finishing: "Nothing gets between me and my jeans." Thank You for the chuckle and homage to denim.

Well Done

Peace
Yang

Re: Pants Per Chance (User Rating: 1 )
by Former_Member on Monday, 5th March 2007 @ 07:13:56 PM AEST
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Hahah! Cute poem!
I know EXACTLY how you feel! : )

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