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WARNING!

'All nations are advised that the coming war takes place under strictly controlled conditions. Under no account should any other nation use the first-strike policy which is reserved exclusively for the use of the good ole US of A!'

Watch as human shields explode into bloody fragments as a cruise missile impacts in slo-mo!
Get to see onlookers spontaneously vomit six feet at the site of the carnage!
You‘ll be screaming in your seats!

See five million born-agains roar in moral pleasure as buildings explode in mountains of death and destruction!
Cheer as cluster bombs explode and rip hundreds of passers by to shreds!
You‘ll feel SO patriotic!

All the thrills, spills and hair-raising slaughter you‘ve come to expect from your regular crew of crazy cowboys!
Revel in the endless replays of delightful collateral damage digitally enhanced for your viewing pleasure!
It‘s to die for!


Certificate ‚R‘ at an abbatoir near you!
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JACKASS: THE COUNTRY

Contributed by Steeleyes on Monday, 24th February 2003 @ 11:40:00 AM in AEST
Topic: oops



JACKA**: THE COUNTRY

WARNING!

'All nations are advised that the coming war takes place under strictly controlled conditions. Under no account should any other nation use the first-strike policy which is reserved exclusively for the use of the good ole US of A!'

Watch as human shields explode into bloody fragments as a cruise missile impacts in slo-mo!
Get to see onlookers spontaneously vomit six feet at the site of the carnage!
You‘ll be screaming in your seats!

See five million born-agains roar in moral pleasure as buildings explode in mountains of death and destruction!
Cheer as cluster bombs explode and rip hundreds of passers by to shreds!
You‘ll feel SO patriotic!

All the thrills, spills and hair-raising slaughter you‘ve come to expect from your regular crew of crazy cowboys!
Revel in the endless replays of delightful collateral damage digitally enhanced for your viewing pleasure!
It‘s to die for!


Certificate ‚R‘ at an abbatoir near you!




Copyright © Steeleyes ... [ 2003-02-24 11:40:00]
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Re: JACKASS: THE COUNTRY (User Rating: 1 )
by Jacquelynne on Monday, 3rd March 2003 @ 03:01:25 PM AEST
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Hey fellow pacifist, you are a pacifist right? good poem, it speaks the truth...


Re: JACKASS: THE COUNTRY (User Rating: 1 )
by Steeleyes on Thursday, 6th March 2003 @ 07:24:54 PM AEST
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Thank you very much Jacquelynne.

((((PEACE))))


Re: JACKASS: THE COUNTRY (User Rating: 1 )
by LadyDama on Saturday, 8th March 2003 @ 06:43:13 AM AEST
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gut wrenching... blessings...




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