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[title] => JACKASS: THE COUNTRY
[time] => 2003-02-24 11:40:00
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[bodytext] => JACKA**: THE COUNTRY
WARNING! 'All nations are advised that the coming war takes place under strictly controlled conditions. Under no account should any other nation use the first-strike policy which is reserved exclusively for the use of the good ole US of A!' Watch as human shields explode into bloody fragments as a cruise missile impacts in slo-mo! Get to see onlookers spontaneously vomit six feet at the site of the carnage! You‘ll be screaming in your seats! See five million born-agains roar in moral pleasure as buildings explode in mountains of death and destruction! Cheer as cluster bombs explode and rip hundreds of passers by to shreds! You‘ll feel SO patriotic! All the thrills, spills and hair-raising slaughter you‘ve come to expect from your regular crew of crazy cowboys! Revel in the endless replays of delightful collateral damage digitally enhanced for your viewing pleasure! It‘s to die for! Certificate ‚R‘ at an abbatoir near you! [comments] => 3 [counter] => 209 [topic] => 43 [informant] => Steeleyes [notes] => [ihome] => 0 [alanguage] => english [acomm] => 0 [haspoll] => 0 [pollID] => 0 [score] => 5 [ratings] => 1 [editpoem] => 1 [associated] => [topicname] => oops )
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