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[aid] => mick
[title] => Socks - and the Sock Monster
[time] => 2007-02-14 11:05:24
[hometext] => Isn't that just soooooooooo infuriating when you know you had all the socks but still ONE manages to get away? Hmphh!!!!
[bodytext] => You know that annoying feeling ? When you really give a Damn? So much so, you make so much noise ? and every door you Slam! Well that is is how I feel today, when once again I discover It's time to sort those norty sox entangled with one another Before I start the sock game, I take a real deep breath And hope to God they're all there, then put it to the test I'm really very clever tho, cos now I buy all black So when the sox are washed again the rest is just the knack The knack you see, as we all know is finding every pair We know they started off together! so surely they'll still be there! I counted them in pairs again ,filed them TWO by TWOs When I put them in the washing machine, and put away the shoes I put in the soap powder the softner some aswell I see them going round and round ,but still I cannot tell But whats to tell I say again .. I know that they're all there So off I go for coffee not giving fig nor care Until its time to take said sox, back out ,.....of said machine This is the time when said sox, choose to remain unseen I know I counted them all in there, I know each was a pair So why the flippin heck now, isn't every sock still there? Could it be my machine is a monster? is that what it could be? That it had a long long day today and was feeling a tad Hun-gry? That it ATE a simple sock or two or three or four or five? Is it just a plain machine or is it now alive? I WON'T BE DEFEATED!...., so I give the drum a spin Then I lean right down and forward, and STICK my head right IN! Nope, they certainly ain't in there, they certainly have gone That darn machine has done it again, another flippin con! I hope it's just the static, which has bound them all together That in the end I'll find them all and if not " Oh WHATEVA! But deep down there inside of me, it's really quite frustrating Did I put them ALL... in there now? I'm questiioning, and debating Here we go again, nearly there,.... the socks are all matched up I walk back to the kitchen, make a coffee in my cup I take one more deep breath again, and look into my basket and sure enough there's THREE socks there dratt and blooming blast it! [comments] => 4 [counter] => 201 [topic] => 7 [informant] => Malcolmsdreamgirl [notes] => [ihome] => 0 [alanguage] => english [acomm] => 0 [haspoll] => 0 [pollID] => 0 [score] => 17 [ratings] => 4 [editpoem] => 1 [associated] => [topicname] => HumorPoetry )
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