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[sid] => 131392
[catid] => 1
[aid] => mick
[title] => Human generator
[time] => 2007-02-05 07:41:50
[hometext] => This is a fictional poem
[bodytext] => I was struck by lightning and now my body is electrified. My body has tons of electricity inside. I can power things just like a generator. My wife is making me power all of her appliances and I really hate her. She has her blender plugged into my nose and the oven plugged into my ***. I cause a power surge whenever I pass gas. She has the refrigerator and the toaster plugged into my ears. Someone please help me, I can no longer stand it here. This is very demeaning but she doesn't care how I feel. I have to live in misery just so she won't have to pay an electric bill. [comments] => 1 [counter] => 158 [topic] => 7 [informant] => randyjohnson [notes] => [ihome] => 0 [alanguage] => english [acomm] => 0 [haspoll] => 0 [pollID] => 0 [score] => 3 [ratings] => 1 [editpoem] => 1 [associated] => [topicname] => HumorPoetry )
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