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Array ( [sid] => 131328 [catid] => 1 [aid] => mick [title] => I loathed that Saint Bernard [time] => 2007-02-03 08:17:12 [hometext] => This is a true story [bodytext] => I love dogs but there was one dog that I hated.
When she died in 1985, I celebrated.
That stinking dog roamed the neighborhood and killed people's animals.
The lousy owner was the one who was responsible.
That witch wouldn't keep her dog tied or put a fence in her yard.
A lot of people suffered because of her Saint Bernard.
We took the owner to court but the judge said there was nothing he could do.
What the hell is this country coming to?
That dog killed my dog and my cat.
She killed a lot of other people's animals too and they didn't deserve that.
That dog and the owner really made me mad.
When that Saint Bernard died, I certainly was glad. [comments] => 3 [counter] => 210 [topic] => 6 [informant] => randyjohnson [notes] => [ihome] => 0 [alanguage] => english [acomm] => 0 [haspoll] => 0 [pollID] => 0 [score] => 5 [ratings] => 1 [editpoem] => 1 [associated] => [topicname] => AngryPoetry )
I loathed that Saint Bernard

Contributed by randyjohnson on Saturday, 3rd February 2007 @ 08:17:12 AM in AEST
Topic: AngryPoetry



I love dogs but there was one dog that I hated.
When she died in 1985, I celebrated.
That stinking dog roamed the neighborhood and killed people's animals.
The lousy owner was the one who was responsible.
That witch wouldn't keep her dog tied or put a fence in her yard.
A lot of people suffered because of her Saint Bernard.
We took the owner to court but the judge said there was nothing he could do.
What the hell is this country coming to?
That dog killed my dog and my cat.
She killed a lot of other people's animals too and they didn't deserve that.
That dog and the owner really made me mad.
When that Saint Bernard died, I certainly was glad.




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Re: I loathed that Saint Bernard (User Rating: 1 )
by Oneir8dude on Saturday, 3rd February 2007 @ 09:01:06 AM AEST
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It's sad that some people don't take responsibility
When they have animals... I believe they should
have to issue a licence to animalowners and that
they must take a class... Anither shame is that
there are a lot of people in this world who raise
their children in the same way...

IF YOU DON'T WANT TO TAKE THE TIME TO RAISE
THEM PROPERLY DON'T HAVE THEM PEOPLE!!!

Thanks for the write my freind
Bill



Re: I loathed that Saint Bernard (User Rating: 1 )
by girlg0newrong on Sunday, 11th March 2007 @ 10:43:29 AM AEST
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I gotta say ,"When she died in 1985, I celebrated," lol, I love that line!
I can relate too. I'm sorry for your losses. My next door neighbors dogs ripped my poor kitty apart about a year back and I'm still tore up about it. It's just not fair the nerve of some people. It just really *****es me off. There needed to be a poem like this, thank you!
much love,
K.


Re: I loathed that Saint Bernard (User Rating: 1 )
by onlyoneheart on Thursday, 15th March 2007 @ 11:46:27 AM AEST
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hahahhahahahaha i was about to buy this dog after ur poem i guess i'm gonna get cat ..lol




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