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I brought his friendship with the president to an end.
My buddy cooked dinner and he served chitlins.
I puked all over the president when I learned that I was eating pig intestines.
The president took off his suit to have it cleaned and he was mad.
That was the only suit he had.
The only other thing in the house that would fit him was a pink dress.
If you're wondering if it made Bush look like a sissy, the answer is yes.
I took a picture of him and gave it to the press.
It was put in papers all over the country and people laughed at Bush when they saw him in that dress.
Bush was so furious that he swore never to return to this state.
The republicans wanted to shoot me but the democrats thought it was great. [comments] => 3 [counter] => 193 [topic] => 7 [informant] => randyjohnson [notes] => [ihome] => 0 [alanguage] => english [acomm] => 0 [haspoll] => 0 [pollID] => 0 [score] => 0 [ratings] => 0 [editpoem] => 1 [associated] => [topicname] => HumorPoetry )

I puked on George Bush

Contributed by randyjohnson on Tuesday, 16th January 2007 @ 09:11:38 AM in AEST
Topic: HumorPoetry

Last year George Bush was visiting my best friend.
I brought his friendship with the president to an end.
My buddy cooked dinner and he served chitlins.
I puked all over the president when I learned that I was eating pig intestines.
The president took off his suit to have it cleaned and he was mad.
That was the only suit he had.
The only other thing in the house that would fit him was a pink dress.
If you're wondering if it made Bush look like a sissy, the answer is yes.
I took a picture of him and gave it to the press.
It was put in papers all over the country and people laughed at Bush when they saw him in that dress.
Bush was so furious that he swore never to return to this state.
The republicans wanted to shoot me but the democrats thought it was great.

Copyright © randyjohnson ... [ 2007-01-16 09:11:38]
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Re: I puked on George Bush (User Rating: 1 )
by yangdantien on Tuesday, 16th January 2007 @ 02:07:03 PM AEST
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Now thats a hoot... was the dress an evening gown or summer shmatteh? Can we have an artist rendering?
Puke on the lap is better than tutu on the Bush.

Well Done

Peace
Yang
(still giggling)

Re: I puked on George Bush (User Rating: 1 )
by amateurwriter on Tuesday, 16th January 2007 @ 09:09:28 PM AEST
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my cheeks are still aching from all the laughing!!

Re: I puked on George Bush (User Rating: 1 )
by amateurwriter on Tuesday, 16th January 2007 @ 09:09:46 PM AEST
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my cheeks are still aching from all the laughing!!

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