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[sid] => 130133
[catid] => 1
[aid] => mick
[title] => A Pretty Ditty
[time] => 2007-01-04 14:14:12
[hometext] => Just a little nonsense poem
[bodytext] => I want to write a pretty ditty And make my pretty ditty witty, Not pretty smooth or pretty gritty, Not pretty clear or pretty zitty. About the country or the city, About a dog or pretty kitty, About a glove or maybe mitty, About the whole, not pretty bitty. I know it may not be a hitty Like a song by Conway Twitty, Cos, somehow, that would not be fitty For my pretty little ditty. My mind's all dark and not well litty, And all my thoughts are going skitty, Which really is an awful pity, But that don't mean I'm gonna quitty. Now as I write my pretty ditty, I'm feeling like a proper titty Because I know my pretty ditty Has really turned out pretty ****** Edward Bamforth....4th Jan 2007 [comments] => 1 [counter] => 172 [topic] => 7 [informant] => Supered [notes] => ....please bleep the whole word....mod_6...05-01-07 [ihome] => 0 [alanguage] => english [acomm] => 0 [haspoll] => 0 [pollID] => 0 [score] => 0 [ratings] => 0 [editpoem] => 1 [associated] => [topicname] => HumorPoetry )
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