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Array ( [sid] => 12999 [catid] => 1 [aid] => Mick [title] => The Hitter's Lounge [time] => 2003-02-20 02:20:00 [hometext] => Tell me how I did, ladies. It's been a while, after all. [bodytext] => Now I spied a pretty Miss,
And I simply asked her this,
"Would you like me as your lover?"
Said she, "I'd have to run for cover,"
"Say," I said, "I've got a really good job!"
Said she, "I'll remember that if I need
someone to rob,"
"Listen," I said, "I drive a rather expensive car!"
Said she, "Start now and you could get far,"
"Well," I said, "I'm 6-foot four, could you ask
for more?"
I felt that sweet thing was preparing another sting,
Said she, "Ah, that would be the best feature
about yourself,
You'd be great at getting things off the top
shelf." [comments] => 6 [counter] => 248 [topic] => 7 [informant] => WillBerry [notes] => [ihome] => 0 [alanguage] => english [acomm] => 0 [haspoll] => 0 [pollID] => 0 [score] => 0 [ratings] => 0 [editpoem] => 1 [associated] => [topicname] => HumorPoetry )

The Hitter's Lounge

Contributed by WillBerry on Thursday, 20th February 2003 @ 02:20:00 AM in AEST
Topic: HumorPoetry

Now I spied a pretty Miss,
And I simply asked her this,
"Would you like me as your lover?"
Said she, "I'd have to run for cover,"
"Say," I said, "I've got a really good job!"
Said she, "I'll remember that if I need
someone to rob,"
"Listen," I said, "I drive a rather expensive car!"
Said she, "Start now and you could get far,"
"Well," I said, "I'm 6-foot four, could you ask
for more?"
I felt that sweet thing was preparing another sting,
Said she, "Ah, that would be the best feature
about yourself,
You'd be great at getting things off the top
shelf."

Copyright © WillBerry ... [ 2003-02-20 02:20:00]
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Re: The Hitter's Lounge (User Rating: 1 )
by LOWMAN613 on Thursday, 20th February 2003 @ 11:44:43 PM AEST
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Well Done! LOL I loved the last line,my husband is 6ft 2! I am 5'2 so he gets plenty off the top shelf for me! Christina

Re: The Hitter's Lounge (User Rating: 1 )
by WillBerry on Friday, 21st February 2003 @ 12:41:16 PM AEST
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To LOL,
Thank you for your comments. See? We are good for something after all.
Will

Re: The Hitter's Lounge (User Rating: 1 )
by mckayla on Tuesday, 4th March 2003 @ 10:46:55 PM AEST
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ahhh! thats cute! loved reading it!

Re: The Hitter's Lounge (User Rating: 1 )
by WillBerry on Friday, 7th March 2003 @ 01:05:45 PM AEST
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mckayla -
Thank you for your comments. I really had to do a memory search for this one,
Will

Re: The Hitter's Lounge (User Rating: 1 )
by LadyDama on Tuesday, 18th March 2003 @ 02:11:10 PM AEST
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ROFL... this is great!... ah, the brutality of the dating game... blessings...

Re: The Hitter's Lounge (User Rating: 1 )
by WillBerry on Tuesday, 18th March 2003 @ 07:46:05 PM AEST
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LadyDama -
thank you for your observation and I must sympathize with you -
Will

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