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Alarm clock sounds, off to work I go,

darn, the power was off, the clock is slow.

I jumped from the bed, banged my toe!

Should have known right then how my day would go

I sat a minute and cursed a piece,

Then into the bathroom to brush my teeth

Toothbrush slipped, dropped into the pot,

Had no spare, so I rinsed it A LOT.

Dropped my vitamin pill, slipped down the drain,

grabbing for it got me a finger sprain.

Starting to feel like a real blond ditz.

Oh oh!, now there's an ugly zits!

Then sitting down to fix my hair,

barked my shin on the dressing chair.

Hopped around to ease the pain,

knocked over my coffee! That'll leave a stain.

Slipped on a shoe, *#!% a broken heel!

Too late now for a breakfast meal.

Dropped my keys on the hallway floor.

Then bent and banged head on the door.

Checked my watch to see the time.

It's SUNDAY ! No work! %*&# Just doesn't rhyme.

rw
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Ever Have Such A Day

Contributed by pooper on Saturday, 30th December 2006 @ 02:25:44 PM in AEST
Topic: HumorPoetry

Alarm clock sounds, off to work I go,

darn, the power was off, the clock is slow.

I jumped from the bed, banged my toe!

Should have known right then how my day would go

I sat a minute and cursed a piece,

Then into the bathroom to brush my teeth

Toothbrush slipped, dropped into the pot,

Had no spare, so I rinsed it A LOT.

Dropped my vitamin pill, slipped down the drain,

grabbing for it got me a finger sprain.

Starting to feel like a real blond ditz.

Oh oh!, now there's an ugly zits!

Then sitting down to fix my hair,

barked my shin on the dressing chair.

Hopped around to ease the pain,

knocked over my coffee! That'll leave a stain.

Slipped on a shoe, *#!% a broken heel!

Too late now for a breakfast meal.

Dropped my keys on the hallway floor.

Then bent and banged head on the door.

Checked my watch to see the time.

It's SUNDAY ! No work! %*&# Just doesn't rhyme.

rw

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Re: Ever Have Such A Day (User Rating: 1 )
by jerseysue on Saturday, 30th December 2006 @ 02:32:22 PM AEST
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ha ha Nice one, have these days often. The answer.

When your day starts off so very wrong,
And out of your bed you don't belong,
For everything easy seems so tricky,
Jump back into bed and take a sicky.

Loved it . Sue xx

Re: Ever Have Such A Day (User Rating: 1 )
by MisfitMe on Saturday, 30th December 2006 @ 02:56:52 PM AEST
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Entertaining as all get out!!! The last line especially so...lol!
I don't think there's a one of us that can't relate to having, "...such a day "

Great Job!

BigLoveMuchPeace,
~MisfitMe

Re: Ever Have Such A Day (User Rating: 1 )
by idkwhatimdoing5 on Saturday, 30th December 2006 @ 02:58:13 PM AEST
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i love it. very funny. it summerizes all of life down into one morning. haha.

Re: Ever Have Such A Day (User Rating: 1 )
by RandyBabyx3 on Saturday, 30th December 2006 @ 07:52:15 PM AEST
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I love it. It made me smile, because most poems on this site are sad ones and its like I finally came across a happy one. =]

♥Miranda

Re: Ever Have Such A Day (User Rating: 1 )
by books_4gal on Sunday, 31st December 2006 @ 09:15:54 PM AEST
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You've given us all an enjoyable jaunt thru all those morning routines that get mucked up for one reason or another. A funny and ironic look at how we can be so focused on one thing that we forget what day it is....

Thanks, Peace~

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