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[sid] => 129916
[catid] => 1
[aid] => mick
[title] => She poured my beers down the drain
[time] => 2006-12-29 07:47:37
[hometext] => This is a fictional poem
[bodytext] => After I got married, I learned that my wife believes it's wrong to drink. She poured my beers down the drain and that really stinks. She believes that drinking is a sin. I told her I'd kick her *** if I ever caught her doing it again. She kicked my shin and took a fork and jabbed it in my eye. The eyepatch I wore made everyone laugh and that's no lie. I just got a glass eye but it was expensive and it keeps falling out too. Don't laugh guys The same can happen to you. [comments] => 1 [counter] => 145 [topic] => 7 [informant] => randyjohnson [notes] => [ihome] => 0 [alanguage] => english [acomm] => 0 [haspoll] => 0 [pollID] => 0 [score] => 0 [ratings] => 0 [editpoem] => 1 [associated] => [topicname] => HumorPoetry )
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