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Harry wants to sell pears. Mary wants to mix paint. Percent signs dance in a jesting circle, singing, "I dare you to know!"

Confusion is black and white, as math tends to be. So subtely it kills us, and with perfect accuracy.

No.2 pencil headaches, calculator depression and the regret of agreeing to learn of theorems keep ticking the clock. [comments] => 6 [counter] => 178 [topic] => 56 [informant] => Keatsdogg [notes] => [ihome] => 0 [alanguage] => english [acomm] => 0 [haspoll] => 0 [pollID] => 0 [score] => 0 [ratings] => 0 [editpoem] => 1 [associated] => [topicname] => sarcasticpoetry )
The Curse of Math

Contributed by Keatsdogg on Wednesday, 19th February 2003 @ 10:20:00 PM in AEST
Topic: sarcasticpoetry



Assinine equations mocking your eraser. Why are x and y the villains in this apple buisness?

Harry wants to sell pears. Mary wants to mix paint. Percent signs dance in a jesting circle, singing, "I dare you to know!"

Confusion is black and white, as math tends to be. So subtely it kills us, and with perfect accuracy.

No.2 pencil headaches, calculator depression and the regret of agreeing to learn of theorems keep ticking the clock.




Copyright © Keatsdogg ... [ 2003-02-19 22:20:00]
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Re: The Curse of Math (User Rating: 1 )
by ladyfawn on Wednesday, 19th February 2003 @ 10:32:45 PM AEST
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lol cute...i have always heard if you love math you dont care for english, i lovvvve english!!


Re: The Curse of Math (User Rating: 1 )
by CowgirlKid on Wednesday, 19th February 2003 @ 10:41:01 PM AEST
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From one maths hater to another ...hehe.. I like!!


Re: The Curse of Math (User Rating: 0 )
by Former_Member on Thursday, 20th February 2003 @ 09:36:13 AM AEST
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great poem!...coming from one that hates math, i here ya loud and clear...


Re: The Curse of Math (User Rating: 1 )
by sunflower on Thursday, 20th February 2003 @ 11:15:59 PM AEST
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black and white, just like you say, so well in this poem,
either you have the aptitude for math, or it gets the better of you,
math,
love it, hate it, part of life


Re: The Curse of Math (User Rating: 1 )
by mckayla on Friday, 21st February 2003 @ 10:52:51 AM AEST
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greeat view on math! I am glad I read it!

mckayla


Re: The Curse of Math (User Rating: 1 )
by bobotheclown on Tuesday, 25th February 2003 @ 02:40:03 PM AEST
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I can relate to this a lot math is the bane of my existence thanx for sharing this keats.

Bobo (Joel)




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