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He's a nut
Contributed by
randyjohnson
on
Saturday, 9th December 2006 @ 03:23:17 PM in AEST
Topic:
HumorPoetry
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I have a cousin who's an idiot.
Everyone in town wants to kick his butt.
He smokes and drinks through his nose.
He does it wherever he goes.
He sticks a straw up his nose and sucks pepsi down his throat.
He has no friends because he has the table manners of a goat.
He had a cigarette up his nose and it had a big booger on the end of it.
When he offered me a puff of his cigarette, I had a fit.
I gave him a black eye and I shoved a lit cigarette up his ***.
He got a bad burn and it hurts when he passes gas.
He's a moron and a nut.
People love to break their feet off in his butt.
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Re: He's a nut
(User Rating: 1 ) by Kirby on
Saturday, 9th December 2006 @ 03:31:52 PM AEST (User
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Thanks for posting a poem that made me laugh. Good job.
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