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Array ( [sid] => 129162 [catid] => 1 [aid] => mick [title] => Scrooge & The Three Stooges [time] => 2006-12-08 00:47:46 [hometext] => I feel a decided need to lighten up & I thought this might do the trick. It's a real talent to be able to laugh at yourself... [bodytext] =>
Where once alone dangled~

now other lives tangle

And the calamity grows quite absurd...


With both lovers & friends~

trying hard to pretend

That the lines between never get blurred...


By circling in place~

each has joined in the race

Though none has yet caught their own tail...


Red Rover, Red Rover~

just to one time get over

And not again be doomed to fail...


No worse for wear & tear~

though at times hard to bare

The endless uphill battle ahead...


Even bed bugs don't bite~

on the loneliest nights

So why bother going to bed...


No sanity to save~

or the headaches it gave

So raise a glass to forsaken cheer...


Unfocus the angle~

& try not to strangle

Be your brew foreign or domestic beer...




Smoke 'em if you got 'em & Please, have a laugh at my expense!!!


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Scrooge & The Three Stooges

Contributed by MisfitMe on Friday, 8th December 2006 @ 12:47:46 AM in AEST
Topic: HumorPoetry




Where once alone dangled~

now other lives tangle

And the calamity grows quite absurd...


With both lovers & friends~

trying hard to pretend

That the lines between never get blurred...


By circling in place~

each has joined in the race

Though none has yet caught their own tail...


Red Rover, Red Rover~

just to one time get over

And not again be doomed to fail...


No worse for wear & tear~

though at times hard to bare

The endless uphill battle ahead...


Even bed bugs don't bite~

on the loneliest nights

So why bother going to bed...


No sanity to save~

or the headaches it gave

So raise a glass to forsaken cheer...


Unfocus the angle~

& try not to strangle

Be your brew foreign or domestic beer...




Smoke 'em if you got 'em & Please, have a laugh at my expense!!!






Copyright © MisfitMe ... [ 2006-12-08 00:47:46]
(Date/Time posted on site)





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Re: Scrooge & The Three Stooges (User Rating: 1 )
by yangdantien on Friday, 8th December 2006 @ 01:18:06 AM AEST
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Knuck Knuck Whopbbbuhbbuhbuh

Moe "Spread 'em"

"I shoot an arrow into the air, where it lands I do not care: I get my arrows wholesale!" - Curly

"Roses are red, and how do you do? Drink four of these, and Woo woo woo woo!" - Curly

Great fun for everyone and incidentally you made Mel Gibson very happy.


Peace
AJ
Lighten up quick...
Lumpy will 'murder-lize ya'


Re: Scrooge & The Three Stooges (User Rating: 1 )
by sadaddy on Friday, 8th December 2006 @ 01:30:09 AM AEST
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Nicely done light and cute. lol

sadaddy


Re: Scrooge & The Three Stooges (User Rating: 1 )
by Balmain_Tiger on Saturday, 9th December 2006 @ 09:09:02 PM AEST
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A beer or two in what we do. With an ale a day when we play. Sometimes a smoke or a toke to make it pass. As time is squandered away!


Re: Scrooge & The Three Stooges (User Rating: 1 )
by CuriousitysCat on Sunday, 7th January 2007 @ 04:52:36 PM AEST
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Hey, righteous.
I wonder who it's about...
;} [evilish smile]
Not that i myself would know...
PeEkAbOo GuEsS WhO.?.
~jlC


Re: Scrooge & The Three Stooges (User Rating: 1 )
by CuriousitysCat on Sunday, 7th January 2007 @ 04:52:39 PM AEST
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Hey, righteous.
I wonder who it's about...
;} [evilish smile]
Not that i myself would know...
PeEkAbOo GuEsS WhO.?.
~jlC




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