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[aid] => mick
[title] => Ur-inate territorial Imperative.
[time] => 2006-11-18 10:05:14
[hometext] => A visual recounting for your imaginartion.
[bodytext] => Whilst I once playfully hosed a urinal cake, a guy besides me committed a faux pas , ..a mistake. I was quite all alone ...in a row of six, three to my right, and just me betwixt He sidled up and then took his stance At the very next stall !, with a 'size me up' glance. He groped at his fly standing right next to me Such gall, when other stalls were quite free. Though only a gentleman may quite understand that, standing unnecessarily close breaks urinal etiquette. Then he ignorantly proceeds into trite conversation! Surely a urinal's not the place for idle salutation Like the silent sanctum of an elevator One avoids any recognition of a urinator. Just leave me at peace while I fix my aim upon that crystal cake that blocks the drain. Will he then ever then finish and stop his piddling chatter? Well, ..in just another two shakes it will not matter. [comments] => 3 [counter] => 212 [topic] => 7 [informant] => pooper [notes] => [ihome] => 0 [alanguage] => english [acomm] => 0 [haspoll] => 0 [pollID] => 0 [score] => 10 [ratings] => 2 [editpoem] => 1 [associated] => [topicname] => HumorPoetry )
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