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[aid] => Mick
[title] => Best Diet Ever
[time] => 2003-02-16 09:20:00
[hometext] => I am a very bitter Julie
[bodytext] => I am not writing this poem
The way people normally would This will not be filled with sappy romance Or the phrase "I love you" It will not contain roses and kisses and eternal love I will try not to write this crude or crass or emotionless Excuse me please When I can not find the words To express the exhaustion Of reading poem after poem about love Because, well Honestly It makes me nauseated It is as if love is being rubbed in my face Do people write poems about their 400,000 dollar car Or how they shop in New York for the winter And Jamaica in the summer Do I write about all the luxuries life has granted upon me? No, because there are not many Now I admire you all for having the talent to write about such a great emotion But for all the losers, like myself, sake Please remove your "luxuries of life" out of my ***** face! Because I would at least like to savor my dinner Now I know what you are all thinking "She's just bitter" And you are exactly correct I am bitter I am bitter in the way That frustrates Irritates Annoys Repulses And did I forget to mention Nauseates In a way that The enamel Is eroding off my teeth To the point That my co workers Are accusing me Of being bulimic But I guess love poetry can exist Because the more I read it The more weight I loose So thank god For sappy romantic poetry Because it is the best ***** diet I have ever been on. [comments] => 2 [counter] => 190 [topic] => 7 [informant] => Julie [notes] => [ihome] => 0 [alanguage] => english [acomm] => 0 [haspoll] => 0 [pollID] => 0 [score] => 0 [ratings] => 0 [editpoem] => 1 [associated] => [topicname] => HumorPoetry )
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