 |
Poems On Site: 198,500+ Comments On Poems: 427,000+ Forum Posts: 105,000+ |
Custom Search
|
|
|
||||
| Welcome ! | Home · FAQ · Topics · Web Links · Your Account · Submit Poetry · Top 30 · OldSite Link | 29-May 17:57:53 AEST | ||
|
|
||||
|
|
||||
|
|
||||
|
Array
(
[sid] => 127204
[catid] => 1
[aid] => mick
[title] => Got the Job
[time] => 2006-10-21 06:34:39
[hometext] => The following is the extract of what happened in an interview when I was asked to fill a job application form, but I got selected
[bodytext] => Come for a job! Tell me your name k. Natarajan, if you really want the same what`s your desired position in our organization? I wish to be the President or VP, Do you have any concern? What`s your expected salary per year? $ 200,000/- a car with a chauffer or we can barter what`s your education and your pedigree? Not now, but an elementary, higher secondary and a degree What`s the last position held and your pay? Middle Mgmt Hostility and less than I`m worth I say What`s your most notable achievement? Incredible collection of stolen pens and post-it statements What`s your preferred hours of work? 3:30 PM to 5:30 PM only on alternate days of a week Can we contact your current employer? If I really had one, will I be here? Do you have any physical limitations to lift 50 LBS? If you tell me clearly what`s the 50LBS, I`ll tell no or yes Have you received any special recognitions? I`m the winner of Publisher`s Clearing house Sweepstakes Do you have the habit of smoking? Not really on the job, but during breaks from logging What would you be doing five years from now? Living in Bahamas with a wealthy super model, don`t ask me how! Do you certify that the above are true and correct? Yes. Absolutely they are all correct. Sign here: Gemini [comments] => 0 [counter] => 199 [topic] => 7 [informant] => girish [notes] => [ihome] => 0 [alanguage] => english [acomm] => 0 [haspoll] => 0 [pollID] => 0 [score] => 7 [ratings] => 2 [editpoem] => 1 [associated] => [topicname] => HumorPoetry )
|
Menu
· 
Poetry
Community
Members
Areas
Reference
Search
Top
Others
Poetry is much like a great photo, a single "moment in time" capturing many feelings and emotions. Yet, they are very alive; creating stirrings within the readers who form visual "pictures" of the expressed emotions within the Poem. ©
Opinions expressed in the poetry, comments, forums etc. on this site are not necessarily those of this site, its owners and/or operators; but of the individuals who post items to this site.
Frequently Asked Questions | | | Privacy Policy | | | Contact Webmaster
All submitted items are Copyright © to their submitter. All the rest Copyright © 2002-2050 by Your Poetry Dot Com
All logos and trademarks in this site are property of their respective owners.
Script Generation Time: 0.052 Seconds. - View our Site Map | .© your-poetry.com