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[sid] => 127034
[catid] => 1
[aid] => mick
[title] => Counting pennies
[time] => 2006-10-17 07:58:20
[hometext] => This is a fictional poem
[bodytext] => I have thirty large jars that are filled with pennies. But when I try to buy things with them, the salesclerks aren't pleased. They say they don't feel like counting thousands of pennies but I tell them to do it anyway. They usually hit me upside my head and that really ruins my day. I found a clerk who would count them but the guy behind me said he was getting tired of having to wait. I told him to kiss my *** and that was a huge mistake. He beat me senseless and you should've heard all of the cuss words he said. Then he took one of the jars and crammed it over my head. I got the hell beat out of me because I was rude. Now I'm in the hospital with no teeth and I have to gum my food. [comments] => 1 [counter] => 181 [topic] => 7 [informant] => randyjohnson [notes] => [ihome] => 0 [alanguage] => english [acomm] => 0 [haspoll] => 0 [pollID] => 0 [score] => 0 [ratings] => 0 [editpoem] => 1 [associated] => [topicname] => HumorPoetry )
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