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I wish I'd known the difference from the start.
I met Joel Osteen on the street one day.
But I thought he was Jerry Seinfeld and I wouldn't go away.
I told him that I loved to see him act with Kramer, George and Elaine.
After I kept following him, he told me that I'm a pain.
He said over and over that he's a preacher on TV.
I said it was great to learn that he can preach as well as do comedy.
When I told him that it was funny when he tried to pull the switch with the roommates, he yelled.
He said "For the last time, I'm not Seinfeld!"
It was a case of mistaken identity.
Osteen eventually got a restraining order against me.
Last week I met Jerry Seinfeld but I thought he was Joel Osteen.
When I told him that he's a good preacher, he caused a scene.
Seinfeld beat me with a crowbar and you should've saw how much I bled.
The doctor said I lost so much blood that I should be dead.
I got in trouble because I couldn't tell the difference between these two men.
If I ever see any other celebrities, I'll never introduce myself again.
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Mistaken identity

Contributed by randyjohnson on Sunday, 8th October 2006 @ 12:44:40 PM in AEST
Topic: HumorPoetry

It happened when I couldn't tell two men apart.
I wish I'd known the difference from the start.
I met Joel Osteen on the street one day.
But I thought he was Jerry Seinfeld and I wouldn't go away.
I told him that I loved to see him act with Kramer, George and Elaine.
After I kept following him, he told me that I'm a pain.
He said over and over that he's a preacher on TV.
I said it was great to learn that he can preach as well as do comedy.
When I told him that it was funny when he tried to pull the switch with the roommates, he yelled.
He said "For the last time, I'm not Seinfeld!"
It was a case of mistaken identity.
Osteen eventually got a restraining order against me.
Last week I met Jerry Seinfeld but I thought he was Joel Osteen.
When I told him that he's a good preacher, he caused a scene.
Seinfeld beat me with a crowbar and you should've saw how much I bled.
The doctor said I lost so much blood that I should be dead.
I got in trouble because I couldn't tell the difference between these two men.
If I ever see any other celebrities, I'll never introduce myself again.

Copyright © randyjohnson ... [ 2006-10-08 12:44:40]
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