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[catid] => 1
[aid] => mick
[title] => personality Disorder
[time] => 2006-10-06 19:51:46
[hometext] => for those that no him speak up tell the rest what we know.....lol
[bodytext] => To my lazy cat Why must you do what you do Your so crazy My little fuzz ball I love you For a cat your cool Because you act like a dog Just so clumsy, lazy Eat your food like a hog Greet me, welcome home and follow me up the street Felines I thought graceful But you, you stomp your feet You sit in the shower With water on full blast So many didn’t believe Until they saw your silly ass I buy you soft pillows So why do you sleep in the sink Staring at me in the bathroom As if I don’t know it stinks I’m tired late night Ready to go to bed I cant get comfy Because of your big head Stick your face in my sneakers Run off and play with my hat All the neighbors know you They say there goes dog/cat You see me trying to vacuum And yet you stretch out middle of the floor I tell you one day I’m going hit you And now the vacuum don’t work anymore I try to get by with cheap food You turn your face in disbelief Some one knock at the door You hop up showing your teeth I come in with bags Your laying in the hall with your feet in the air See me struggling, hands full And yet you lay right there The kids put berets on your whiskers Ribbons on your tail and brush your hair I know it got to bother you But you act as if you don’t care Since when, is a cat happy displaying a wagging tail I have company every where they go, you got to sniff their trail I swear something wrong with you Because you’re a crazy cat Its funny every one who’s ever met you Barely speaks to me but ask where your at To my lil fuzz ball A.K.A. Stretch the lazy cat [comments] => 0 [counter] => 271 [topic] => 29 [informant] => evolon [notes] => [ihome] => 0 [alanguage] => english [acomm] => 0 [haspoll] => 0 [pollID] => 0 [score] => 5 [ratings] => 1 [editpoem] => 1 [associated] => [topicname] => PetPoems )
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