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[sid] => 125854
[catid] => 1
[aid] => mick
[title] => Turkey thieves
[time] => 2006-09-17 12:25:07
[hometext] => This is a fictional poem
[bodytext] => I'm raising turkeys to sell for thanksgiving. It's not a good way to make a living. People steal turkeys from me. I'm nearly broke and I'm as mad as I can be. People steal my turkeys when I turn my back. They cart dozens of them off in sacks. I bought a guard dog but all he does is humps people's legs. I need some help, do I have to beg? I have to buy new turkeys to replace the old ones. I finally got so mad that I bought a shotgun. But the shotgun was old and it exploded in my hands. Now I have two stubs and I can't drive to Florida like I'd planned. Believe me when I say if you sell turkeys, you'd better quit. I can't keep taking this ****. [comments] => 3 [counter] => 161 [topic] => 7 [informant] => randyjohnson [notes] => [ihome] => 0 [alanguage] => english [acomm] => 0 [haspoll] => 0 [pollID] => 0 [score] => 13 [ratings] => 3 [editpoem] => 1 [associated] => [topicname] => HumorPoetry )
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