Poems On Site: 198,500+ Comments On Poems: 427,000+ Forum Posts: 105,000+ |
Custom Search
|
|
||||
Welcome ! | Home · FAQ · Topics · Web Links · Your Account · Submit Poetry · Top 30 · OldSite Link | 29-May 14:52:39 AEST | ||
|
||||
|
||||
|
|
Array
(
[sid] => 125681
[catid] => 1
[aid] => mick
[title] => Lousy pilot
[time] => 2006-09-13 08:24:11
[hometext] => This is a fictional poem
[bodytext] => I decided to fly planes for a living. I learned that there are a lot of people who are unforgiving. At pilot school the tests were hard so I cheated. People beat the crap out of me and a doctor was what I needed. When I flew my one and only flight for Delta Airlines, I had to admit that I didn't know how to land the plane. I got my *** kicked so many times that I take pills to dull the pain. I told the copilot to land the plane but he said he cheated too. People began to panic but then a kid figured out what to do. This ten year old boy landed the plane and everyone was relieved. Now I'm ashamed to admit that a ten year old is smarter than me. [comments] => 2 [counter] => 168 [topic] => 7 [informant] => randyjohnson [notes] => [ihome] => 0 [alanguage] => english [acomm] => 0 [haspoll] => 0 [pollID] => 0 [score] => 0 [ratings] => 0 [editpoem] => 1 [associated] => [topicname] => HumorPoetry )
|