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[aid] => mick
[title] => Suzuki RM 250
[time] => 2006-09-03 15:37:54
[hometext] => This is a fictional poem
[bodytext] => I asked a motorcycle dealer if I could have one of his Suzuki motorcycles for free. I cried because he beat the hell out of me. The next day I asked the dealer if I could have the Suzuki RM 250 for one dollar. As he beat me violently, he hollered. Two days later I offered him five bucks and he blew off my ****** with a 44. I'm not much of a man anymore. [comments] => 0 [counter] => 183 [topic] => 7 [informant] => randyjohnson [notes] => [ihome] => 0 [alanguage] => english [acomm] => 0 [haspoll] => 0 [pollID] => 0 [score] => 0 [ratings] => 0 [editpoem] => 1 [associated] => [topicname] => HumorPoetry )
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