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[sid] => 125223
[catid] => 1
[aid] => mick
[title] => Unplug that nightlight
[time] => 2006-09-02 15:27:34
[hometext] => This is a fictional poem
[bodytext] => You can't sleep in the dark because of fright. You need the security of a nightlight. I'm tired of putting up with it. I'm not taking anymore ********. You think there are monsters under your bed. You'd better straighten up or I'll hit you upside the head. I can understand a child using a nightlight but you're twenty-three. Unplug that nightlight or you'll get your *** kicked by me. [comments] => 1 [counter] => 172 [topic] => 7 [informant] => randyjohnson [notes] => [ihome] => 0 [alanguage] => english [acomm] => 0 [haspoll] => 0 [pollID] => 0 [score] => 0 [ratings] => 0 [editpoem] => 1 [associated] => [topicname] => HumorPoetry )
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