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[aid] => mick
[title] => Mayonnaise.
[time] => 2006-09-02 04:54:40
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[bodytext] => Mayonnaise on my jeans, Splashed down on my shin. Noticed not until it mattered. “Dirty, dirty man.” I saw her eyes say, Knowing that at my age I still couldn’t eat in polite company. So, OK, I’ve got mayo on my trousers. Terribly, terribly shameful, But I’ll brush it off as a joke. Everything that is, the mayo and the situation. It could be worse though, I could have pasta sauce on my shirt. Oh..... Never mind, I hope she doesn’t hold it against me. Eventually she will realise it doesn’t really matter. Rubbish at eating but alright bloke. [comments] => 1 [counter] => 599 [topic] => 7 [informant] => faiton [notes] => [ihome] => 0 [alanguage] => english [acomm] => 0 [haspoll] => 0 [pollID] => 0 [score] => 4 [ratings] => 1 [editpoem] => 1 [associated] => [topicname] => HumorPoetry )
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