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[sid] => 124996
[catid] => 1
[aid] => mick
[title] => I got a giant splinter ** ** ***
[time] => 2006-08-28 07:13:16
[hometext] => This is a fictional poem
[bodytext] => When I was a child, I made a decision that was rash and I got a giant splinter up my ***. All of the other children had swings and slides. But I didn't and I wasn't satisfied. I made a swing out of a tire and a slide out of a rough board. When I slid down it, I got a splinter in my *** and I couldn't sit because my butt was so sore. When the proctologist saw me, he looked at me like I was a fool. He said he hates people who doesn't even have the sense of a mule. [comments] => 0 [counter] => 142 [topic] => 7 [informant] => randyjohnson [notes] => [ihome] => 0 [alanguage] => english [acomm] => 0 [haspoll] => 0 [pollID] => 0 [score] => 0 [ratings] => 0 [editpoem] => 1 [associated] => [topicname] => HumorPoetry )
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