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[aid] => mick
[title] => All Mammals Have Hair, Don't You Know?
[time] => 2006-08-27 15:45:45
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[bodytext] => Proceed with utmost caution, Is my only advice, Should you ever decide To find out whether, Like all respectable mammals, Dolphins have all over body hair. And never, Never However gamesome and kittenish they appear, Approach them with a 4 blade razor (No matter what the brand) To shave their imperceptible moustache, Or sideburns, Or beard, Or, heaven forbid, their bikini line. For their teeth are sharp And their patience tested surprisingly quickly. The damage they inflict on a tuna Should tip you off That it's not wise. I also apply the same counsel For any member of ZZ Top, And my Auntie Beryl. [comments] => 3 [counter] => 176 [topic] => 7 [informant] => faiton [notes] => [ihome] => 0 [alanguage] => english [acomm] => 0 [haspoll] => 0 [pollID] => 0 [score] => 3 [ratings] => 1 [editpoem] => 1 [associated] => [topicname] => HumorPoetry )
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