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[aid] => mick
[title] => Mail order bride
[time] => 2006-08-25 07:12:18
[hometext] => This is a fictional poem
[bodytext] => I was lonely so I got a mail order bride. But while we corresponded, she lied. She said she had a 36-24-36 frame. When we met, life would never again be the same. She weighed four hundred pounds and had no teeth. As I looked at the big wart on her nose, I stood there in disbelief. But I decided to give the relationship a chance even after I had seen her. But I kicked her out when I learned that she has a ******. [comments] => 2 [counter] => 154 [topic] => 7 [informant] => randyjohnson [notes] => [ihome] => 0 [alanguage] => english [acomm] => 0 [haspoll] => 0 [pollID] => 0 [score] => 0 [ratings] => 0 [editpoem] => 1 [associated] => [topicname] => HumorPoetry )
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