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[title] => The artless golfer
[time] => 2006-08-24 12:21:36
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[bodytext] => As I walked out, upon the green Ball and tee in hand I took the driver from the bag Then I made my stand Off it went into the blue A magnificent thing to see The driver is still missing While the ball sits on the tee! The crowds all stood in silence This had not been seen before The judges all just shook their heads And added six shots to my score. Now the next hole it was different As I took my swing Some dived into the bunkers And phoned their next of kin I lined up for the next hole They said it was par three Then I shot an albatross And it landed in the sea An eagle was flying overhead When my next shot hit a tree The ball shot up into the air Now the eagles in Dundee I placed the ball upon the tee A birdie turned it back A lump appeared within its throat When I gave that ball a whack The moral of this story If you, play golf with me To play your shot in safety Then hide behind a tree I headed for the nineteenth hole As people stood their ground You must never come back here They said! To play another round [comments] => 1 [counter] => 161 [topic] => 7 [informant] => geordie [notes] => [ihome] => 0 [alanguage] => english [acomm] => 0 [haspoll] => 0 [pollID] => 0 [score] => 0 [ratings] => 0 [editpoem] => 1 [associated] => [topicname] => HumorPoetry )
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