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[sid] => 124210
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[aid] => mick
[title] => Road rage
[time] => 2006-08-08 08:17:04
[hometext] => This is a fictional poem
[bodytext] => I've encountered road rage over eighty times. My driving is so horrible that it's a crime. I totaled a car after driving it when it snowed. I'm such a lousy driver that I drive on the left side of the road. When I drive at night, my chances of wrecking are increased. I once hit a car that belonged to a priest. I thought the priest would be forgiving and I thought I was home free. But he pulled me out of my car and beat the crap out of me. I practically invented road rage and I've encountered it again and again. This gray wig I've started wearing makes people less likely to hit me because they think I'm a senior citizen. I've been cussed out, beat up, and once I was even shot. If you drive like me, get off the road because you don't want what I got. [comments] => 3 [counter] => 163 [topic] => 7 [informant] => randyjohnson [notes] => [ihome] => 0 [alanguage] => english [acomm] => 0 [haspoll] => 0 [pollID] => 0 [score] => 5 [ratings] => 1 [editpoem] => 1 [associated] => [topicname] => HumorPoetry )
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