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[sid] => 123895
[catid] => 1
[aid] => mick
[title] => Prizefighter
[time] => 2006-07-31 07:48:16
[hometext] => This is a fictional poem
[bodytext] => I used to think that those Rocky movies ruled. When I saw Rocky win, that was pretty cool. Those movies inspired me to be a prizefighter. Many times I couldn't eat because my jaw was wired shut and I'd end up twenty pounds lighter. I won the heavyweight championship but they revoked my title because I lost weight. I cussed them out when they took my title but that wasn't a decision that was great. They had bodyguards who were bigger than me. They beat me so hard that I was in agony. The heavyweight championship was the only bout I ever won, I never won again. I tried and tried but I couldn't win. I fought George Foreman and he knew no fear. He bit me in the crotch and reduced me to tears. After fighting, I couldn't see because my eyes were swelled shut. Some school kids saw that I couldn't defend myself and they kicked my butt. I was so familiar with the canvas that I should've been a painter. When I faced the bigger fighters, I became a fainter. If you plan to be a prizefighter, I have some advice to give so you won't be led wrong. If you're as lousy as me, you won't have a pretty face for very long. [comments] => 0 [counter] => 196 [topic] => 7 [informant] => randyjohnson [notes] => [ihome] => 0 [alanguage] => english [acomm] => 0 [haspoll] => 0 [pollID] => 0 [score] => 2 [ratings] => 1 [editpoem] => 1 [associated] => [topicname] => HumorPoetry )
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