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[sid] => 123696
[catid] => 1
[aid] => mick
[title] => World's worst barber
[time] => 2006-07-26 13:18:25
[hometext] => This is a fictional poem
[bodytext] => People hate me because I'm the world's worst barber. They have grudges that they harbor. When I cut a little boy's hair, I accidentally shaved him bald. His dad came in my shop and you should've heard the names I was called. I gave the sheriff a haircut and I accidentally snipped off his ear. He shot me in the crotch and put me in jail for a year. I decided to save money by making my own shampoo. But I got my scissors crammed up my nose when it turned a man's hair blue. Some people came to my shop today and said that I can't be a barber anymore. People would've been happier if they had done that years before. [comments] => 1 [counter] => 151 [topic] => 7 [informant] => randyjohnson [notes] => [ihome] => 0 [alanguage] => english [acomm] => 0 [haspoll] => 0 [pollID] => 0 [score] => 0 [ratings] => 0 [editpoem] => 1 [associated] => [topicname] => HumorPoetry )
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