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It happened when I ate a chicken.
I soon learned that the chicken was a little boy's pet.
Eating it was something I would regret.
I killed the chicken when it wandered in my yard.
The boy's dad came to my house and he sure hits hard.
When the boy's dad asked if I killed the chicken, I said yes.
I soon wished that I hadn't confessed.
The little boy cried when he learned that his chicken was dead.
His father turned me inside out and then he cracked open my head.
He plucked out my hair like I plucked the chicken's feathers.
He threw a hatchet at me and my left ear was severed.
That sure was a tasty hen.
But now I never want to eat chicken again. [comments] => 3 [counter] => 157 [topic] => 7 [informant] => randyjohnson [notes] => [ihome] => 0 [alanguage] => english [acomm] => 0 [haspoll] => 0 [pollID] => 0 [score] => 0 [ratings] => 0 [editpoem] => 1 [associated] => [topicname] => HumorPoetry )

I got a lickin for eating a chicken

Contributed by randyjohnson on Tuesday, 18th July 2006 @ 07:39:57 AM in AEST
Topic: HumorPoetry

One day I sure did get a lickin.
It happened when I ate a chicken.
I soon learned that the chicken was a little boy's pet.
Eating it was something I would regret.
I killed the chicken when it wandered in my yard.
The boy's dad came to my house and he sure hits hard.
When the boy's dad asked if I killed the chicken, I said yes.
I soon wished that I hadn't confessed.
The little boy cried when he learned that his chicken was dead.
His father turned me inside out and then he cracked open my head.
He plucked out my hair like I plucked the chicken's feathers.
He threw a hatchet at me and my left ear was severed.
That sure was a tasty hen.
But now I never want to eat chicken again.

Copyright © randyjohnson ... [ 2006-07-18 07:39:57]
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Re: I got a lickin for eating a chicken (User Rating: 1 )
by doug on Tuesday, 18th July 2006 @ 10:34:27 AM AEST
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I myself would have went to KFC . Its cheaper then reattachment surgery and hurts slightly less. hahaha , great man . good humor
doug

Re: I got a lickin for eating a chicken (User Rating: 1 )
by Ruby2sdy on Tuesday, 18th July 2006 @ 10:44:58 AM AEST
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See people, being veggie has its up side... I'm really glad these poems of yours are fictional, Randy, 'cos otherwise your A&E department would sure have their work cut out for them!!! Nice one,

2sdyx

Re: I got a lickin for eating a chicken (User Rating: 1 )
by Former_Member on Wednesday, 19th July 2006 @ 12:45:33 PM AEST
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I needed a little levity today. I have always wanted to write a funny poem but just can't seem to get the words right. Great write....Mike

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