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Array ( [sid] => 123293 [catid] => 1 [aid] => mick [title] => Wired Wife [time] => 2006-07-17 00:24:56 [hometext] => I really relate to this! [bodytext] => My mountainous
white-bearded
man
With narrow
channels in his
nostrils
snores nightly with
loud jerky
rattles
My ears need
rest
My mind needs
sleep
Again he rips
the devilish
thundering
sound
that threatens to
drive me
insane
Finally
I start to fall
asleep
He has another
blow-out
I jump
nearly falling
off the bed
and groan
I rather live with a
grizzly bear
At least he would
eat me
and put me out of
my misery
I take my pillow
Tiptoe down the hall
Why I am tiptoeing?
He won't wake
I lay down in
my second bed
I close my eyes
and listen to the
soothing
noise
from the factory
down the
street
[comments] => 2 [counter] => 173 [topic] => 7 [informant] => sohangme [notes] => [ihome] => 0 [alanguage] => english [acomm] => 0 [haspoll] => 0 [pollID] => 0 [score] => 0 [ratings] => 0 [editpoem] => 1 [associated] => [topicname] => HumorPoetry )

Wired Wife

Contributed by sohangme on Monday, 17th July 2006 @ 12:24:56 AM in AEST
Topic: HumorPoetry

My mountainous
white-bearded
man
With narrow
channels in his
nostrils
snores nightly with
loud jerky
rattles
My ears need
rest
My mind needs
sleep
Again he rips
the devilish
thundering
sound
that threatens to
drive me
insane
Finally
I start to fall
asleep
He has another
blow-out
I jump
nearly falling
off the bed
and groan
I rather live with a
grizzly bear
At least he would
eat me
and put me out of
my misery
I take my pillow
Tiptoe down the hall
Why I am tiptoeing?
He won't wake
I lay down in
my second bed
I close my eyes
and listen to the
soothing
noise
from the factory
down the
street

Copyright © sohangme ... [ 2006-07-17 00:24:56]
(Date/Time posted on site)

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Re: Wired Wife (User Rating: 1 )
by PoeticHybrid on Monday, 17th July 2006 @ 02:03:50 AM AEST
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I know that pain well... Good write.

Re: Wired Wife (User Rating: 1 )
by Vampirequeen on Wednesday, 19th July 2006 @ 04:23:48 AM AEST
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wow

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