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[aid] => mick
[title] => Mick & Pat...
[time] => 2002-07-28 07:15:41
[hometext] => A while back , Chrissie asked me to write a poem, and after eventually coming back to it i managed to finish it...hope it makes you smile Chrissie...
[bodytext] => I was asked to write a poem...and i sighed
can i write about the ones i knew...who died the answer was a simple... No so i delved some more...to catch there flow it had to be an Irish theme...of two old gents and what they mean when they meet...the words they use the banter that they both abuse so i thought about it...slept on it and still... woke without a plan so what your now...about to read is the thinking... of this man... "Morning Mick"...hows it going Pat... so this is where you is... and at... well to be honest Mick...i've had a row me and her that is...just now... so i thought i'd best get off side away from her ... and her female pride... Jasus aint they all the same drive you nuts...and then insane sure mine dont know me...and after all these years if i went home now..."i'd have the dog in tears" i'm the only man i think i know...that wakes each morning praying for snow... to then look out...and to "Her"... exclaim!! "sure all the gardens look the same"... I tell you Mick, God bless me here i cant relax... when i have a beer there was a time, when the kids were small i'd have a few..."Like a mini ball"... but shes learning... all the tricks to Log she hid the lead..."So i could'nt walk the dog" I know the way... they think now Pat there devious, sly... and good at that would use you... like an oul doormat "have you ever thought of getting a cat"?... Your all right Mick...i'll take a chance i'll buy her flowers and court romance and take her out... somewhere fussy thats a No... to the cat...and to hell with the *****... So tell me Pat...what you... done now to find yourself... on the back of a row i'm not sure Mick...she was like some nutter i was holding the ladder...while she was cleaning the gutter and i merely happened to ask her straight while she was up there...could she check the slates then all of a sudden...world war three...she threw the bucket down on me i moved away...and the ladder slipped i tried to catch her...but i went and tripped lucky for her... she landed on me bushes but the thorns in her a**...did'nt half hide her blushes... Why dont you go back ...like a remorseful sinner apologise... and tell her she's a winner it's the only way...you'll get any dinner if you dont do that that... you'll be so much thinner... and take her back some flowers to plea and not the " Buy one bunch, get the other free" a proper bunch... a bouquet neat and if that dont work...sure you could swap it for a wreath... i think now Mick ... i'll do just that i'll sort some flowers and perhaps that cat and tell her that i'm sorry i was born then offer my assistance to remove them thorns... MDM...27/07/02... [comments] => 3 [counter] => 203 [topic] => 7 [informant] => markymark [notes] => [ihome] => 0 [alanguage] => english [acomm] => 0 [haspoll] => 0 [pollID] => 0 [score] => 32 [ratings] => 7 [editpoem] => 1 [associated] => [topicname] => HumorPoetry )
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