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[aid] => mick
[title] => Dogs are Such Filthy Beasts
[time] => 2006-07-08 21:24:04
[hometext] => The dog wags his tail, not for you, but for your bread. ~Portuguese Proverb
[bodytext] =>  Dogs are such vile creatures, With motley, over-bred features Tramping mud all over the bed, after Rolling in things that are long past dead They’ll chase you when you are violently ill And nose in vomit, eat their fill! They smell despite a regular bath, And soil every concrete path Their bodies curled up as if in pain, Then they sniff it - again and again They’re prone to slobber, whine and drool, Like some poor, demented fool Letting off the most disgusting farts, And spend hours licking their private parts Dogs must be dumb as toast, They’ll greedily scoff the family roast And choke themselves on their chains, Subservience must have shrunk their brains So many of them are ugly mutts, Their heads as puckered as their butts Dry humping the neighbour’s leg, Or whizzing all over the party keg Dogs bark and bark till all hours, Then chew the heads off your prize flowers They snuffle and snog your balls, And develop obsessions with your smalls They shed hair like autumn leaves, Deserting you to scratch and sneeze While they smell the bum of another canine, Like they’re savouring some damn fine wine Their tongues lolling from their jaws, as they Scratch you with their ragged claws, Clickety-clacking over the lino With breath that would stun a wino, Disgusting, dirty filthy beasts Awww, c’mere, you………………..  [comments] => 6 [counter] => 310 [topic] => 29 [informant] => spike [notes] => [ihome] => 0 [alanguage] => english [acomm] => 0 [haspoll] => 0 [pollID] => 0 [score] => 40 [ratings] => 8 [editpoem] => 1 [associated] => [topicname] => PetPoems )
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