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[sid] => 122859
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[aid] => mick
[title] => Fireworks mishaps
[time] => 2006-07-07 08:25:17
[hometext] => This is a fictional poem
[bodytext] => On July the 4th I decided to light a firecracker with my cigarette. It was something I soon lived to regret. I accidentally threw my cigarette to the ground and put the firecracker in my mouth. It exploded and all of my teeth came flying out. After lighting a roman candle, the contents came down and burned off my hair. Now my head is bald and scorched and everybody stares. A bottle rocket flew up my shorts and blew off one of my nads. Now I walk with a cane and I sure am mad. I'm bald, sterile and I can no longer taste. I'm not the man I used to be. What a waste. [comments] => 3 [counter] => 179 [topic] => 7 [informant] => randyjohnson [notes] => [ihome] => 0 [alanguage] => english [acomm] => 0 [haspoll] => 0 [pollID] => 0 [score] => 4 [ratings] => 1 [editpoem] => 1 [associated] => [topicname] => HumorPoetry )
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