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[sid] => 122525
[catid] => 1
[aid] => mick
[title] => X-Ray glasses
[time] => 2006-06-29 20:36:26
[hometext] => This is a fictional poem
[bodytext] => I bought a pair of X-Ray vision glasses. I could see women's breasts and *****. I was surprised to learn that the X-Ray vision glasses really worked. A lady got even when she learned that I was acting like a jerk. She set fire to my X-Ray glasses and I cussed and hollered. She destroyed my glasses that cost four hundred dollars. I was angry and I told her that she looked like a chimp. She attacked me and now I walk with a limp. I told her that she had big warts on her ugly face. She reached into her purse and pulled out a can of mace. After spraying me in the eyes, it took two hours for me to be able to see. Don't buy X-Ray vision glasses or you may end up like me. [comments] => 2 [counter] => 472 [topic] => 7 [informant] => randyjohnson [notes] => [ihome] => 0 [alanguage] => english [acomm] => 0 [haspoll] => 0 [pollID] => 0 [score] => 0 [ratings] => 0 [editpoem] => 1 [associated] => [topicname] => HumorPoetry )
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