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[sid] => 122466
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[aid] => mick
[title] => Dastardly Deeds
[time] => 2006-06-28 19:56:54
[hometext] => This poem was spur of the moment, and is just meant to make you laugh.
[bodytext] => dastardly deeds are no thing to laugh at unless, of course, the villain has on an odd hat and if he has a high squeaky girl voice and then you can laugh becuase you have no choice and thats when you laugh like theres no tomorrow and try to forget about your upcoming sorrow whether youll die or your friends i cant be too sure maybe youll be killed by a poison with no cure but anyway you look at it, the best way is the life sentence and murder charges are definitely his he might be an evil genius, a mad scientist, or even a rabbit and he probably has a most utterly disgusting habit but deeo deep deep... deep down es probably sad and its probably his parents fault that he turned out so bad he could have been nice he could have been kind but thats no thing to think about when hes threatening your life instead you should pray and probably yell possibly hit and kick as well and hope someone hears you or sees you and bring a person to help, if your lucky two so if your ever held captive and you think of this poem it will not help you whatsoever, it will not stop your impending doom it might make you laugh though and then he'll ask why therefore stalling for time, and maybe, just maybe you might not die [comments] => 2 [counter] => 276 [topic] => 7 [informant] => blissful-ignorance [notes] => [ihome] => 0 [alanguage] => english [acomm] => 0 [haspoll] => 0 [pollID] => 0 [score] => 0 [ratings] => 0 [editpoem] => 1 [associated] => [topicname] => HumorPoetry )
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