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[sid] => 122407
[catid] => 1
[aid] => mick
[title] => Pregnant
[time] => 2006-06-27 20:18:10
[hometext] => This is a fictional poem
[bodytext] => You brought our friendship to an end. You betrayed me when you impregnated my girlfriend. When I saw the two of you kissing, you said you were giving her mouth to mouth resuscitation. I believed you because my brain is in a state of vegetation. I should've known something was wrong when I saw you two in bed. I believed you were just testing the quality of my mattress like you said. For a short time I believed the baby was mine. But then I remembered that I've been impotent since 1999. When it's all said and done, I guess I have a very low IQ. You'd better run because I'm going to shoot you. [comments] => 1 [counter] => 158 [topic] => 7 [informant] => randyjohnson [notes] => [ihome] => 0 [alanguage] => english [acomm] => 0 [haspoll] => 0 [pollID] => 0 [score] => 0 [ratings] => 0 [editpoem] => 1 [associated] => [topicname] => HumorPoetry )
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