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With lovely big blue eyes and a big beaming smile
I think I do love her, but I know it can't be
Because she's a Mac user and I fix PC's.

I think she does like me, but just as a friend
She gives me her soul, but only to lend
We are very different like chalk and cheese
Because she's a Mac user and I fix PC's.

I feel drawn to her, just like a moth to a flame
If I wreck this friendship, it’s myself I must blame
I am over anxious, too eager to please
But she's a Mac user and I fix PC's.

I hope that she can stay in my life
I know that one-day she’ll make a beautiful wife
To someone else, just not to me
Because she's a Mac user and I fix PC's.

I know when she reads this, she is sure to freak
She thinks of me as a PC nerd or a geek
Though she has the soul of a Mother Teresa
It is too bad that she is a Mac user.

I know in my heart that it isn't fated
But it's still much better then being hated
Friendship is much underrated to me
Because she's a Mac user and I fix PC's. [comments] => 3 [counter] => 243 [topic] => 7 [informant] => Phill [notes] => [ihome] => 0 [alanguage] => english [acomm] => 0 [haspoll] => 0 [pollID] => 0 [score] => 20 [ratings] => 5 [editpoem] => 1 [associated] => [topicname] => HumorPoetry )
She's a Mac User and I fix PC's

Contributed by Phill on Saturday, 27th July 2002 @ 04:39:58 PM in AEST
Topic: HumorPoetry



I met a young lady with wit, grace and style
With lovely big blue eyes and a big beaming smile
I think I do love her, but I know it can't be
Because she's a Mac user and I fix PC's.

I think she does like me, but just as a friend
She gives me her soul, but only to lend
We are very different like chalk and cheese
Because she's a Mac user and I fix PC's.

I feel drawn to her, just like a moth to a flame
If I wreck this friendship, it’s myself I must blame
I am over anxious, too eager to please
But she's a Mac user and I fix PC's.

I hope that she can stay in my life
I know that one-day she’ll make a beautiful wife
To someone else, just not to me
Because she's a Mac user and I fix PC's.

I know when she reads this, she is sure to freak
She thinks of me as a PC nerd or a geek
Though she has the soul of a Mother Teresa
It is too bad that she is a Mac user.

I know in my heart that it isn't fated
But it's still much better then being hated
Friendship is much underrated to me
Because she's a Mac user and I fix PC's.




Copyright © Phill ... [ 2002-07-27 16:39:58]
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Re: She's a Mac User and I fix PC's (User Rating: 1 )
by Chrissie on Saturday, 27th July 2002 @ 09:50:06 PM AEST
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Nicely written and very funny Phill..I loved it.
Chrissie


Re: She's a Mac User and I fix PC's (User Rating: 1 )
by Firefly on Monday, 29th July 2002 @ 01:24:44 PM AEST
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firefly<---mac user! I can relate !!!


Re: She's a Mac User and I fix PC's (User Rating: 1 )
by ladyfawn on Wednesday, 5th March 2003 @ 10:59:31 PM AEST
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ha!




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