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[sid] => 122094
[catid] => 1
[aid] => mick
[title] => fantasy football
[time] => 2006-06-21 12:08:46
[hometext] => For people fed up of football
[bodytext] => Fantasy Football The football match Got under way The sleepy heads Versus The nodding Jays The ref blew his whistle For the start, Off they ran To play their part Nobody thought About the ball Was it left? Still in the hall This was the home Teams, Masterstroke The ball was green Just for a joke The punters had all Paid good money Then they shouted That ‘s! Not funny For ninety minutes The crowd had stood Four more minutes And so they, booed The geriatrics Waved a sign At ninety three We’re past our prime. [comments] => 1 [counter] => 209 [topic] => 7 [informant] => geordie [notes] => [ihome] => 0 [alanguage] => english [acomm] => 0 [haspoll] => 0 [pollID] => 0 [score] => 5 [ratings] => 1 [editpoem] => 1 [associated] => [topicname] => HumorPoetry )
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