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[sid] => 121898
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[aid] => mick
[title] => I tossed my cookies
[time] => 2006-06-17 08:23:01
[hometext] => This is a fictional poem
[bodytext] => When I went to a restaurant, I saw people eating what I thought was meatballs. I ordered what everybody else was having but soon I was appalled. The chef said what I was eating came from bulls. To my horror I soon learned that I was eating testicles. I tossed my cookies all over the floor. There was no way in hell I was going to that restaurant anymore. I told the chef that I wasn't going to pay. He beat me so hard that I still have the bruises today. After the chef kicked my ***, I got a lawyer and sued. I wound up getting half a million bucks because of eating nasty food. [comments] => 2 [counter] => 209 [topic] => 7 [informant] => randyjohnson [notes] => [ihome] => 0 [alanguage] => english [acomm] => 0 [haspoll] => 0 [pollID] => 0 [score] => 9 [ratings] => 2 [editpoem] => 1 [associated] => [topicname] => HumorPoetry )
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