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Bob Barker kicked my ***
Contributed by
randyjohnson
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Friday, 16th June 2006 @ 08:11:28 AM in AEST
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I laughed when Bob Barker kicked Adam Sandler's *** in Happy Gilmore.
I used to think it was ridiculous but I don't feel that way anymore.
I made a big mistake when I challenged Bob Barker to a fight.
I thought I would win easily but he punched out my lights.
He cracked my ribs and then he tore out my spleen.
He may be pretty old but he still beat the crap out of me.
After the fight, I had to buy false teeth and at night I keep them in a glass.
Looking at them reminds me not to try to kick another person's ***.
It's good that Bob Barker believes in animal rights.
But the guy is crazy because he neutered me after the fight.
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Re: Bob Barker kicked my ***
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by a7x36 on
Sunday, 25th June 2006 @ 11:57:33 PM AEST
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| haha, i love the last two lines; "help control the pet population" |
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