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[catid] => 1
[aid] => mick
[title] => So what if he can fly! - -A progressive lament by Batman
[time] => 2006-06-15 09:38:14
[hometext] => This poem is only progressive in that each stanza has one more line than the next ... i have also been debating as to whether this was in fact a poem ..comments welcome
[bodytext] => So what if he can fly! What’s all the hype about? He thinks he is so cool. So what if he can fly! So his muscles are real? My tights are nicer. And that cape, what was he thinking? .. RED? Black is more masculine. He doesn’t even wear a mask. He probably thinks nobody knows he is Clark Kent! So what if he can fly!! At least I HAVE a sidekick! Someone to talk to on those long drives to the crime scene. So what if he can fly!! And does he have a cool cave? Whatever he can do I can do, with the aid of clever gadgetry. Wonder Woman liked me best. I can wear kryptonite undies and still get the ladies, and the bad guys for that matter. So what if he can fly! Speaking of villains!! Whilst he is off fighting Lex Luthar, his one and only foe, I am busy combating Penguins Jokers, Riddlers, Catwomen and the like. And where the hell is Metropolis anyway? Gotham City could kick Metropolis’ ass. So what if he can fly! How ‘bout this story … An alien adopted by Kansas farmers? A not bloody likely! Bruce Wayne is all man. A sad demented man from earth who dresses like a bat. But a man nonetheless. So what if he can fly! [comments] => 1 [counter] => 239 [topic] => 7 [informant] => poet_in_waiting [notes] => [ihome] => 0 [alanguage] => english [acomm] => 0 [haspoll] => 0 [pollID] => 0 [score] => 5 [ratings] => 1 [editpoem] => 1 [associated] => [topicname] => HumorPoetry )
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