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[sid] => 121805
[catid] => 1
[aid] => mick
[title] => Glued shut
[time] => 2006-06-15 07:44:24
[hometext] => This is a fictional poem
[bodytext] => My brother-in-law didn't like it because I talked a lot. He decided there was a lesson I should be taught. When I wasn't looking, he put glue in the syrup before I ate my pancakes. My mouth got glued shut and that was too much for me to take. He stood there and laughed because my mouth was glued shut. I lunged at him and I kicked his butt. I was arrested for assault but at least I did win. When I got out of jail, I kicked his *** again. I was jailed again for kicking his butt. When I get out this time, I plan to kick him in the ****. [comments] => 1 [counter] => 162 [topic] => 7 [informant] => randyjohnson [notes] => |||Edited for profanity. - Moderator_14||| [ihome] => 0 [alanguage] => english [acomm] => 0 [haspoll] => 0 [pollID] => 0 [score] => 0 [ratings] => 0 [editpoem] => 1 [associated] => [topicname] => HumorPoetry )
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