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[sid] => 121612
[catid] => 1
[aid] => mick
[title] => Shot in the ***
[time] => 2006-06-11 11:12:11
[hometext] => This is a fictional poem
[bodytext] => When I tried to date a man's daughter, he went for his gun. When I saw his pistol, I decided to run. But he shot me in the ***. I fell down hard and hit the grass. A proctologist removed the bullet several hours later. When it comes to that man's daughter, I've decided not to date her. Now I'm looking for a new girl and all is well. But when I do number two, it hurts like hell. [comments] => 2 [counter] => 171 [topic] => 7 [informant] => randyjohnson [notes] => [ihome] => 0 [alanguage] => english [acomm] => 0 [haspoll] => 0 [pollID] => 0 [score] => 3 [ratings] => 1 [editpoem] => 1 [associated] => [topicname] => HumorPoetry )
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