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[sid] => 121571
[catid] => 1
[aid] => mick
[title] => Those darn rabbits!
[time] => 2006-06-10 08:12:59
[hometext] => This is a fictional poem
[bodytext] => Those darn rabbits sorely put my patience to the test. They made me angry because they were nothing but pests. I got so mad that I raved and ranted. Those rabbits was eating the vegetables I planted. This incident nearly drove me insane. A rabbit ran up my leg and bit off my left testicle and I had never experienced such pain. I bought a shotgun because I was out for blood. I went to my garden and here came Elmer Fudd. He said only he has the right to shoot rabbits and that I'd better quit. I took my shotgun and hit his bald head with it. I shot all of the rabbits and saved my garden. But I was jailed for cruelty to animals and I'm waiting to see if the governor will give me a pardon. [comments] => 2 [counter] => 152 [topic] => 7 [informant] => randyjohnson [notes] => [ihome] => 0 [alanguage] => english [acomm] => 0 [haspoll] => 0 [pollID] => 0 [score] => 0 [ratings] => 0 [editpoem] => 1 [associated] => [topicname] => HumorPoetry )
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