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Array ( [sid] => 120872 [catid] => 1 [aid] => mick [title] => When Bison Go Sad [time] => 2006-05-27 16:33:17 [hometext] => [bodytext] => A melancholy overwhelms us all from time to time,
But the despair that conquers bison is legendary
Criminals, in their mind, without committing a crime
It leaves them feeling most sedentary.

Wandering around down in the dumps
Moping over the Polish plains
In self-pitying disgust at their unsightly humps
All you ever hear are their moans and complaints.

Hunted to the point of non-existence
An easy target due to their ungainly bulk
No opposing thumbs to offer resistance
And the petulant inertia of a teenage sulk.

Tears flow down their massive heads
As their breeding grounds become less rural
What makes them glummest though, I’ve heard it said
Is the lack of a regular plural. [comments] => 6 [counter] => 282 [topic] => 7 [informant] => faiton [notes] => [ihome] => 0 [alanguage] => english [acomm] => 0 [haspoll] => 0 [pollID] => 0 [score] => 5 [ratings] => 1 [editpoem] => 1 [associated] => [topicname] => HumorPoetry )
When Bison Go Sad

Contributed by faiton on Saturday, 27th May 2006 @ 04:33:17 PM in AEST
Topic: HumorPoetry



A melancholy overwhelms us all from time to time,
But the despair that conquers bison is legendary
Criminals, in their mind, without committing a crime
It leaves them feeling most sedentary.

Wandering around down in the dumps
Moping over the Polish plains
In self-pitying disgust at their unsightly humps
All you ever hear are their moans and complaints.

Hunted to the point of non-existence
An easy target due to their ungainly bulk
No opposing thumbs to offer resistance
And the petulant inertia of a teenage sulk.

Tears flow down their massive heads
As their breeding grounds become less rural
What makes them glummest though, I’ve heard it said
Is the lack of a regular plural.




Copyright © faiton ... [ 2006-05-27 16:33:17]
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Re: When Bison Go Sad (User Rating: 1 )
by R0b on Saturday, 27th May 2006 @ 07:27:40 PM AEST
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LOL...very interesting poem, and Bison are cool.

R0b


Re: When Bison Go Sad (User Rating: 1 )
by Former_Member on Sunday, 28th May 2006 @ 12:14:44 PM AEST
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I just loved that.I'm never disappointed with your postings.As a mark of respect, a herd of bison will henceforth become....a herd of bisons..lol,

Den


Re: When Bison Go Sad (User Rating: 1 )
by Spike on Wednesday, 31st May 2006 @ 07:01:44 AM AEST
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I sense the sardonic humour that masks a much deeper and expansive message about recognition and alienation, but buddy, you are first and foremost, insane. Thanks for taking the bullet, it had to be someone.

Spike


Re: When Bison Go Sad (User Rating: 1 )
by FlowerGrl on Saturday, 1st July 2006 @ 09:27:39 PM AEST
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I'll never think of bison the same way again! 0.0


Re: When Bison Go Sad (User Rating: 1 )
by zeequeen on Monday, 31st July 2006 @ 08:44:35 PM AEST
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That's hilarious and disturbing at the same time. I have new respect for those bison... uhm. bisons?


Re: When Bison Go Sad (User Rating: 1 )
by zeequeen on Monday, 31st July 2006 @ 08:44:48 PM AEST
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That's hilarious and disturbing at the same time. I have new respect for those bison... uhm. bisons?




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